Episode 2: (Dread) Lock and Load

[TristenC]

I took out their command tent, munitions and radio... He looks back at the smoke cloud and alarms...
The other base... ummm... they might see that... we should go,,.

[spyguy1503]

"So you want us to leave these soldiers to run around? We're taking them out." Hunt says. He checks his weapon, then moves over the top of the ridge. The female agent follows.

(OOC: Okay, everyone else can post now. )

[Rivi]

max switches to the sniper rifle and just cresting the ridge sets up to snipe any hostels she can pick off

[TristenC]

Marc shrugs and merges into the jungle. He begins taking out those fleeing towards the group to prevent them being taken unawares. He does his best to rely on silent kills and begins to stage the bodies in funny poses.

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[ooc: he plans to go full rambo-style gorilla warfare on anyone heading towards the group. Once he gets a kill he'll take a blood-soaked cloth and tie it around his head like a red bandana... he'll probably start talking like Stallone shortly after...

[spyguy1503]

(Cue Murder Montage!) Hunt fans out with the female pilot and Dalton. They show their training well, not letting a single soldier out of the way. 3M comically murders anyone he sees silently. He sneaks up behind a guard, but realizes the guard does not seem alarmed. The guard is wearing headphones and taking a leak in the underbrush. He must not have noticed the explosion. Lady Red Fox takes shots with her sniper rifle, killing several guards. Suddenly, there is a noise behind her. A tiger! This island has inhabitants besides evil soldier mercs! It is about to pounce.

[TristenC]

Marc decides this is a good 'bonding moment' and stands beside the guard (urinal style). He sags his pants and begins peeing also, but with a knife in hand down by his waist. If the guard seems about to attack or looks down for a weapon he stabs him in the face and shouts Don't look! I can't go while you're looking!

If the guard doesn't attack or look but tries to get away he simply takes him hostage and gags him for Hunt to interrogate later. Presumably once this is done if he hears the tiger and max fighting he goes to help her.

[Rivi]

maxx exclaims "sun of a bitch!" then leaving the rifle on the ground grabs for the staff to interpose between the tiger as it jumps trying shock it once its close enough

[spyguy1503]

3M starts taking a leak next to the guard, who looks up with a start, and reaches for his pistol. He is rewarded for his act with a knife to the face. He dies. Suddenly, he hears a thunderclap from the direction that Max was.

Meanwhile...
Max thrusts the spear in the general direction of the tiger. The same image of the woman who looks somewhat like Max flashes through her mind. A lightning bolt flashes from the sky, blinding her and letting loose a deafening thunderclap. When she can see again, there is only a burnt spot where the tiger used to be. The female agent jogs up next to her with Hunt. "Huh." she remarks. "So that's what that does."

[TristenC]

Marc rushes back to help max, finding the two women and a smoking hole in the ground...

YB: So many jokes... *twitch*
WB: Quiet, you.
3M You ok? What happened?

[Rivi]

maxx looks at the spear "i zapped a tiger into a greasy stain"

[TristenC]

WB: So...
YB: ...hawt...
3M: Damn, girl! I've heard of cat-fights, but that stuff is re-donkulous... He licks a finger and mimes marking a line on a board. Fox one, cat zero. Lemme know if you and your giant bug-zapper need any help. I'll be in the jungle, killin their d00ds...

Marc returns silently to the woods and continues killin' folks. He stages the next four like they are singing the YMCA song.

[spyguy1503]

After 3M leaves, an arrow flies into the middle of their conversation, landing square between them. They look up to notice a figure, wearing a hood, armed with a bow, standing in the light, facing them. He says nothing. Dalton recognizes him as the guy from the park. "I thought that you were letting us go!" Hunt challanges him. "Let me guess, the new Sagitta?"

[Rivi]

out of the side of her mouth "should i zap this robin hood wannabe?"

[TristenC]

3M, having already left, continues on with his wholesale slaughter.
YB: How about a jaunty tune?
3M: *bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!* [to the tune of "Mr Sandman"]
WB: bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
YB: Mr MercMaaaaan... bring me a scream! [Stabs someone] Lay one open, and rip out his spleeeeen! [Does so]
3M: *Give him the tips of daggers and swooords. And tell him that his pathetic life is over! [Kills another guy]
WB: Mr Mercmaan, now so alone... [Picks up a corpse and starts dancing with it] Don't have no body to call my own.
3M: *snicker*
YB: Please turn on your magic beeeeam!
3M: *guffaws*
WB: keep it together, son. Let's bring it home
YB and WB: Mr Mercman bring me a scream!
3M: Ha ha haaaaa! [doubles over laughing]
YB: What the hell, man! We were on a roll! Even poindexter was into it!
3M: [chucles and wipes a tear] Sorry guys... can't spell 'slaughter' without 'Laughter'
WB: If I could, we'd be rolling our eyes right now...
YB: Teehee
WB: Et Tu?

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[OOC: ummm... let me know if I go overboard with this stuff...]

[Rivi]

OCC:no such thing with dead pool